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This is a Chinese name; the family name is Wu.

Wu Song, nicknamed "Pilgrim",[a] is a fictional character in Water Margin, one of the Four Great Classical Novels of Chinese literature. He ranks 14th of the 36 Heavenly Spirits of the 108 Liangshan heroes. According to legend, Wu Song was a student of the archer Zhou Tong and he specialised in Chuojiao, Ditangquan, and the use of the staff.

In Water Margin[edit]

Background[edit]

Wu Song is from Qinghe County (in present-day Xingtai, Hebei). The novel describes him as a good-looking man with shining eyes, thick eyebrows, a muscular body and an impressive bearing. His parents died early, and he was raised by his elder brother, Wu Dalang (武大郎; literally "Eldest Brother Wu").

Wu Song once knocked a man unconscious in a drunken rage and mistakenly thought that he had killed that man. He goes on the run to avoid arrest and takes shelter in the residence of the nobleman Chai Jin. He meets Song Jiang there and becomes sworn brothers with him. He makes his journey home later after Song Jiang left.

Slaying the tiger[edit]

On his way home, Wu Song passes by a tavern near Jingyang Ridge, where a large sign reads "After Three Bowls Do Not Cross Ridge" (三碗不過崗). This arouses his interest and he stops there for a break. The waiter explains to Wu Song that the wine sold at the tavern is so strong that customers usually get drunk after having three bowls and are unable to cross the ridge ahead, hence the sign. Wu Song is still sober after drinking three bowls and he demands that the waiter continue serving him wine. By the end of his meal, Wu Song had consumed 18 bowls of wine in total and appears drunk. He is about to leave when the waiter stops him and warns him about a fierce man-eating tiger at Jingyang Ridge. Wu Song suspects that the waiter is lying to him because he wants him to spend the night there to earn extra money, so he ignores the waiter and continues on his journey.

While crossing Jingyang Ridge, Wu Song sees an official warning sign and is now convinced that there is really a tiger at the ridge. However, he refuses to turn back because he knows that the waiter will laugh at him if he does. He moves on and is about to sleep when he sees a fierce tiger emerging from the woods. After narrowly evading three charges from the beast, Wu Song attempts to fight back, but accidentally breaks his staff and becomes weaponless. Under the influence of alcohol, he ends up slaying the tiger by pinning it to the ground and bashing its head repeatedly with his bare fists before finishing it off by beating it with his broken staff. He becomes famous for his heroic deed. The local magistrate of the nearby Yanggu County (in present-day Liaocheng, Shandong) offers him the job of a chief constable in the county office as a reward for his achievement. Wu Song accepts the job and settles down in Yanggu County, where he meets his elder brother, Wu Dalang, who has recently moved there.

According to The Oral Traditions of Yangzhou Storytelling, several popular folktales about Wu Song, from the "Wang School" of Yangzhou storytelling, state that he killed the tiger "in the middle of the tenth month" of the "Xuanhe year [1119]" (the emphasis belongs to the original author).[1] Thus, he killed the tiger in the middle of the tenth lunar month of 1119. This date, however, is a fictional one.

Avenging his brother[edit]

Wu Dalang brings Wu Song home and introduces him to his wife, Pan Jinlian. Wu Song learns from them that they had moved to Yanggu County because they wanted to avoid gossip and harassment by their neighbours. Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian's physical appearances are in stark contrast to each other: Wu, who was called "ugly", is nicknamed "Three-Inch Tree Bark" (三寸丁谷樹皮); Pan is beautiful and attractive. In the previous town where they lived, the townsfolk often used the phrase "a rose placed on a pile of cow dung" (一朵鮮花插在牛糞上) to describe Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian's marriage.

Pan Jinlian is attracted to Wu Song and tries to seduce him, but he rejects her sternly and warns her, "My eyes recognise you as my sister-in-law, but my fists may not recognise you." He accepts an assignment from the magistrate to transport gold to the imperial capital, Dongjing (東京; present-day Kaifeng, Henan), to avoid Pan's sexual advances. He returns home two months later and is shocked to discover that his brother had died, apparently from illness, and his body had already been cremated.

Wu Song does not believe the account and secretly conducts a thorough investigation. He learns that Pan Jinlian had an adulterous affair with an influential rich man, Ximen Qing. Wu Dalang caught Ximen and Pan in bed together, but was left bedridden after Ximen kicked him hard in the abdomen. Ximen and Pan then murdered Wu Dalang by poisoning his medicine after he threatened to tell Wu Song about their adulterous affair. Wu Song goes to the county office to present his case and brings along two witnesses. However, the magistrate has been bribed by Ximen Qing, so he dismisses the case with the excuse that there is insufficient evidence.

Denied of proper legal options, Wu Song is forced to take matters into his own hands. He invites the neighbours for a belated wake, including the teahouse owner Granny Wang, who pimped for Ximen Qing and played a role in Wu Dalang's murder. He confronts Pan Jinlian and forces a full confession out of her at knife-point, before ritually decapitating and disembowelling her. He also coerces Granny Wang to make a statement about the murder in front of the neighbours. He then goes to Lion Restaurant (獅子樓) to confront Ximen Qing and kills him after a fight. After avenging his brother, he goes to the county office to surrender himself and brings along Granny Wang to face justice.

Becoming an outlaw[edit]

The locals sympathise with Wu Song and plead for leniency, so the magistrate spares him from execution and sentences him to face-tattooing and exile to a prison camp in Mengzhou. Wu Song passes by Cross Slope (十字坡; in present-day Fan County, Puyang, Henan) along the way and meets Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang and befriends them. In the Mengzhou prison, the chief warden's son, Shi En, befriends him and helps him get a comfortable life in prison.

Shi En used to own a restaurant which was forcefully taken away from him by a powerful hooligan, Jiang Zhong, who is nicknamed "Jiang the Door God" for his large stature and fighting skills. Wu Song is eager to repay Shi En for his kindness so he agrees to help him take back the restaurant. He says that his fighting ability is at its peak when he is drunk, so he asks to stop by every tavern along the way and drink three bowls of wine. By the time he arrives at the restaurant, he has already consumed an enormous amount of alcohol but is only partially drunk. He provokes Jiang Zhong, fights with him, and defeats him in single combat with a set of martial arts known as "Jade Circle Steps and Mandarin Ducks Kicks" (玉環步,鴛鴦腳). He orders Jiang Zhong to apologise to Shi En, return the restaurant, and leave Mengzhou for good.

Jiang Zhong collaborates with his friend, Instructor Zhang, and a local official, Inspector Zhang, to frame Wu Song for theft. Wu Song is arrested and sentenced to exile to a further prison camp. The guards escorting him have been bribed by Jiang Zhong to murder him along the way at Flying Cloud Pool (飛雲浦). However, Wu Song manages to overpower and kill all the assailants before returning to Mengzhou to settle the score. He tracks down Jiang Zhong and Inspector Zhang at Mandarin Ducks Tower (鴛鴦樓), and kills them and Inspector Zhang's entire family. He writes "Wu Song is the killer" in blood on a wall near the scene and flees from Mengzhou. He arrives at Cross Slope, where he meets Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang again. They help him disguise himself as a wandering Buddhist pilgrim and suggests to him to take shelter at the outlaw stronghold on Twin Dragon Mountain (二龍山). Wu Song is thus nicknamed "Pilgrim".

Campaigns and death[edit]

After the battle between the outlaws from Liangshan Marsh and imperial forces in Qingzhou (in present-day Shandong), Wu Song and the others from Mount Twin Dragons follow the outlaws back to Liangshan and join the outlaw band there.

Wu Song becomes one of the leaders of the Liangshan infantry after the Grand Assembly of the 108 Stars of Destiny. He follows the Liangshan heroes on their campaigns against the invading Liao army and rebel forces after they have been granted amnesty by Emperor Huizong.

During the campaign against the rebel leader Fang La, Wu Song is assigned to attack the enemy in Muzhou (睦州; in present-day Hangzhou, Zhejiang), where he encounters and fights with Fang La's sorcerer, Bao Daoyi. Bao Daoyi uses his magic powers to control a sword and slice off Wu Song's left arm. Wu Song is saved by Lu Zhishen in time before Bao Daoyi could kill him. He is one of the few surviving Liangshan heroes after they achieve the final victory over Fang La. While the survivors make their way back to the capital to report their victory to the imperial court, Wu Song declines to join them because he does not wish to continue serving the government, which he perceives to be corrupt. He goes to Liuhe Pagoda in Hangzhou and practises Buddhism for the rest of his life until his death at the age of 80.

In Jin Ping Mei[edit]

The beginning is roughly the same as Water Margin. After his sister-in-law murdered his brother, he wanted to take revenge. At first, he tried to kill Ximen Qing, the lover of his sister-in-law, but he killed the wrong person instead. He was exiled to Mengzhou. He came back later, but Ximen Qing had already died of sickness. He then killed his sister-in-law, and fled to Mount Twin Dragons.

While Jin Ping Mei is famous for its sexually explicit content, there is nothing sexual about Wu Song in the novel.

Wu Song becomes Zhou Tong's student[edit]

The following tale alternatively known as "Meeting Zhou Tong By Chance" and "Swordplay under the Moon" belongs to the "Wang School Shuihu" of Yangzhou storytelling. It acts as a shuwai shu (Chinese: 书外书; literally: "story outside of the story"), which means it takes place in the same setting as Water Margin, but is independent of the main story line. The tale takes place after Wu Song kills the man-eating tiger, resists the charms of his sister-in-law and accepts a mission from the magistrate to transport money to Kaifeng, but before he becomes a bandit. It explains how he came to learn swordplay from Zhou Tong:

Wu Song was given orders to travel on assignment to Kaifeng after becoming a constable in Yanggu County. When he arrived in Kaifeng, Wu Song took his introduction letter to the yamen and retired to an inn to await his summons. The following day, he left his inn to explore the bustling city.

Kaifeng was one of the largest cities in China at that time and it was full of various kinds of shops and heavy traffic from people coming in and leaving the city. As Wu Song walked along enjoying the organised chaos, the sky changed colour and it became a torrential downpour. It rained so much that waves flowed across the ground and mist rose around the houses. The rain hurt the top of Wu's head so he huddled under the roof of a small shop along with several other people vying for safety. However, as soon as it started, the rain suddenly stopped.

Wu Song continued on his way when he came to the Tianhan Bridge. It was arched, so people had to use steps to ascend to the top. When he stepped onto the bridge, Wu Song lifted up his clothing and looked down at his feet so he could avoid the huge puddles of water left from the freak rain shower. Unbeknownst to him, he was walking directly towards an elderly man who was descending the stairs right above him. Wu Song continued to walk up the bridge without looking in front of him. This old man was Zhou Tong and he was in a hurry. When Zhou Tong saw Wu Song approaching him on the bridge without watching in front of him, he took Wu to be another martial arts master who wished to tarnish his reputation by throwing him off the bridge with a shoulder strike. Zhou Tong prepared for a counterattack and began to swallow air with a subtle "Hm!" and directed his energy to his right shoulder, which turned red then purple and became as hard as rock underneath his clothing. When the two men brushed shoulders, despite being a master of Iron Shirt and Drunken Eight Immortals boxing, Wu Song was nearly knocked off the bridge and the pain caused saliva to pour from his mouth. The attack left him weak in the knees and one side of his body was completely numb. He thought after all of his years of martial arts practice his body was nearly invincible, but he had met his superior in Zhou Tong. Instead of cursing and reprimanding the old man, Wu Song held his tongue, which greatly impressed Zhou Tong. In lieu of a kind word, Zhou Tong simply bowed in apology and went on his way since he was in a rush.

After Zhou Tong disappeared into the bustling crowd, Wu Song rubbed his shoulder and returned to his inn. He ate his lunch and supper in turn, but felt it was too early to go to bed. He went outside into a quiet courtyard behind the inn to do a little shadowboxing underneath the starry night sky. He untied his belt and wrenched it to the left and right until it was very tight and tied it into a knot. He then focused his energy and began to practise his Drunken Eight Immortals boxing. Before he was even half way done with his routine, the loud screams of another person's martial arts practice interrupted his concentration. He grabbed a bench to steady himself on and looked over the top of a brick wall that opened into the hall of a large mansion to the east of the inn.

In the middle of the hall sat three tables laden with all the myriad kinds of food. However, the stately-looking people attending this sumptuous feast were underneath the eaves of the hall watching a person practise his swordplay in the manor's courtyard. This person was Zhou Tong and he had his beard tied into a knot so he would not accidentally cut it off with his double swords. Zhou wielded his swords to and fro and did it so fast that the flashes of light cast from the blades made it look like his entire body was wrapped in snow. Even if a person threw a bowlful of ink at him, not a single drop of it would tarnish his clothing. Wu Song became mesmerised by Zhou Tong's display of superior swordsmanship. When he twirled around and ended up facing in his direction, Wu Song recognised Zhou Tong as the old man he had bumped into on the bridge earlier in the day. He realised that Zhou Tong must be a great master adept in the art of the "deep breath" technique.

During his practice, Zhou Tong let out a mountain-crumbling scream and fell onto his back while kicking one leg into the air. Wu Song felt sorry for Zhou Tong because he thought maybe the man was too old to practise the martial arts and had lost his balance. However, Zhou Tong screamed once more and this time he shot high into the sky with his swords pointed upward towards the moon. After watching him land and perform a few punches and kicks, it finally dawned on Wu Song that Zhou Tong was indeed practising the boxing routines of the immortals Iron-Crutch Li and Han Xiang from the Drunken Eight Immortals style. Zhou Tong was so good at this style that his performance once caused a fellow warrior to become intoxicated. Puzzled, Wu Song remembered back to his own martial arts master who had told him there were only two people in the world (including Wu Song and his master) who could perform such boxing. Zhou Tong also knew the style too. Because Zhou Tong's performance was so great, Wu Song went against the rules of etiquette and shouted praise from the top of the wall.

This shouting interrupted Zhou Tong before he could finish the forms for the rest of the Eight Immortals. He spun around and asked his aristocratic audience who it was that was shouting praise of his performance. They were unable to answer because their snobbery prevented them from noticing anything outside of their own amusement. However, one of their level-headed servants heard the noise and pointed towards the brick wall. Zhou Tong used his magical X-ray eyes to peer through the brick wall and into Wu Song's bone structure to see he was a special person indeed. When Wu Song praised Zhou Tong's performance, he formed an instant friendship with the old man. Zhou Tong invited Wu Song over the wall to partake in the festivities.

When Zhou Tong asked for his name, he was delighted to learn Wu Song was the same fellow who became famous for killing a man-eating tiger with his bare hands on Jingyang Ridge in Shandong in the previous year. When Wu Song learnt who Zhou Tong was, he immediately dropped to his knees, kowtowed and pleaded to become his student. Wu Song was thrilled to meet this "master of the older generation". who was famous throughout the jianghu for his skill in military and civilian martial arts. Zhou Tong helped Wu Song up and began to teach him swordplay under the moon.[1]

In other media[edit]

Notable actors who have portrayed Wu Song in film and television include: Ti Lung, in The Water Margin (1972), Delightful Forest (1972) and Tiger Killer (1982);[2] Zhu Yanping, in Outlaws of the Marsh (1983); Ding Haifeng, in The Water Margin (1998); Chen Long, in All Men Are Brothers (2011).

The Hong Kong comic Old Master Q also has a special edition animated cartoon with Water Margin characters, with the primary focus being on Wu Song. However, this version is extensively modified and presents a skewed version of Wu Song and the original story.

See also[edit]

Notes[edit]

References[edit]

  • Buck, Pearl S. (2006). All Men are Brothers. Moyer Bell. ISBN 9781559213035. 
  • Ichisada, Miyazaki (1993). Suikoden: Kyoko no naka no Shijitsu (in Japanese). Chuo Koronsha. ISBN 978-4122020559. 
  • Keffer, David. "Outlaws of the Marsh: A Somewhat Less Than Critical Commentary". Poison Pie Publishing House. Retrieved 19 December 2016. 
  • Li, Mengxia (1992). 108 Heroes from the Water Margin (in Chinese). EPB Publishers. p. 29. ISBN 9971-0-0252-3. 
  • Miyamoto, Yoko (2011). "Water Margin: Chinese Robin Hood and His Bandits". Demystifying Confucianism. Retrieved 19 December 2016. 
  • Shibusawa, Kou (1989), Bandit Kings of Ancient China, Koei, pp. 57–58, 80–82 
  • Zhang, Lin Ching (2009). Biographies of Characters in Water Margin. Writers Publishing House. ISBN 978-7506344784. 
Wu Song kills the man-eating tiger (top left).
  1. ^行者 translates literally to "Traveller". However, in Chinese Buddhist terminology, it refers to a pilgrim, so Sidney Shapiro translated it as "Pilgrim".

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"Real talent is a mystery, and people who've got it, know it."

-- George Cukor, director

'In the heating and air conditioning trade, the point on the thermostat in which neither heating nor cooling must operate -- around 72 degrees -- is called "The Comfort Zone." It is also known as "The Dead Zone."'

--Russell Bishop

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your mind off your goals."

--anon

"Setting goals is basically, planning celibrations."
-- Drew Dudley

"You can only make a certain amount with your hands, but with your mind, it's unlimited."

--Kal Seinfeld's advice to his son, Jerry

"Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything."

--George Lois

"Habit is an outsider who supplants reason in us."

-- Sully Prudhomme (aka Rene-Francois-Armand Prudhomme)

"I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered."

-- Jean Ingelow

"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike."

-- Delos B. McKown

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

-- Stephen Roberts

"Success to the strongest, who are always, at last, the wisest and best."

--Emerson

"Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vinyard is worthier exercise."

-- Marcus Valius Martialis (40 AD-102 AD)

"The purpose of a wilderness journey is not to get from one end of the trail to the other, but to enjoy the landscape, and adapt to its ever-changing moods."

--Bill Mason

"A short life is better for mankind, for a long life would deprive man of his optimism."

-- Karel Capek

"Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose."

-- Zora Neale Huston

"This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave."

-- Elmer Davis

"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I am right."

-- Moliere

"The trees that are slow to grow, bear the best fruit."

-- Moliere

"Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice."

-- Ethel Merman

"There is nothing new in art except talent."

-- Anton Chekhov

"Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt."

-- William Van Horne

"A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes."

-- Gotthold Lessing

"Television, a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."

-- Ernie Kovacs

"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

"Multa novit vulpes, verum echinus unum magnum."

-- Archilochus, Greek poet (680bc-645bc)

"Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it."

-- Robert Motherwell

"A life without love is a waste. 'Should I look for spiritual love, or material, or physical love?', don't ask yourself this question. Discrimination leads to discrimination. Love doesn't need any name, category or definition. Love is a world itself. Either you are in, at the center... either you are out, yearning."
-- Shams Tabrizi

"By annihilating desires, you annihilate the mind."

-- Claude-Adrien Helvetius

"Every successful revoution puts on in time the robe of the tyrant it has deposed."

-- Barbara Tuchman

"If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything."

-- Fred Menger

"The biggest human temptation is ... to settle for too little."

-- Thomas Merton

"Only indifference is free. What is distinctive is never free, it is stamped with its own seal, conditioned and chained.

-- Thomas Man

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers."

-- Thomas Pynchon

"...lack of foresight and an almost childlike decision not to worry about the future seem to be human characteristics that are timeless. Ultimately, these psychological weaknesses may be more responsible for why civilizations have failed than resource shortages alone."

-- Stephen Leeb

"An approximate answer to the right question is worth a great deal more than a precise answer to the wrong question."

-- John Tukey

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no one dares criticize it."

-- Pierre Gallois

"Eppur si muove" (Italian for "and yet it moves" (meaning the Earth moves about the Sun))

-- Galileo (attributed as his comment after being force in 1633 to recant his theory)

"You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on them long."

-- Boris Yeltsin

"No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side."

-- Jascha Heifetz

"Modern Man has lost the option of silence."

-- William Burroughs

"There are all kinds of silences and each of them means a different thing. There is the silence that comes with morning in a forest, and this is different from the silence of a sleeping city. There is silence after a rainstorm, and before a rainstorm, and these are not the same. There is the silence of emptiness, the silence of fear, the silence of doubt. There is a certain silence that can emanate from a lifeless object as from a chair lately used, or from a piano with old dust upon its keys, or from anything that has answered to the need of a man, for pleasure or for work. This kind of silence can speak. Its voice may be melancholy, but it is not always so; for the chair may have been left by a laughing child or the last notes of the piano may have been raucous and gay. Whatever the mood or the circumstance, the essence of its quality may linger in the silence that follows. It is a soundless echo."

-- Beryl Markham

No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
-- John Donne, MEDITATION XVII, Devotions upon Emergent Occsions

"I felt exhilarated. It was like thinking that all there is to your family are your parents, brothers and sisters, and then you realize there's a whole stretch of history that is an extension of who you are."

-- Loreena McKennitt on how her travels have influenced her

"You can't get there from here if you don't know where here and there are."

-- Thom Hogan (photographer)

"I want to go out as unprepared as possible so I can get filled up with what the world has to offer."

-- Jay Maisal (photographer)

"Go out, go outI get of you
and teste the beauty of the wild.
Behold the miracle of the Earth.
With all the wonder of a child."

-- Edna Jaques

"Charm is more valuable than beauty. You can resist beauty, but you can't resist charm."

-- Audrey Tautou, actress

"No man has the right to dictate what other men should perceive, create or produce, but all should be encouraged to reveal themselves, their perceptions and emotions, and to build confidence in the creative spirit."

-- Ansel Adams

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way --- things that I had no words for."

-- Georgia O'Keefe

"Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter."

-- Ansel Adams

"The negative is comparable to the composer's score and the print to its performance. Each performance differs in subtle ways."

-- Ansel Adams

"A good photograph is knowing where to stand."

-- Ansel Adams

"The only things in my life that compatibly exists with this grand universe are the creative works of the human spirit."

-- Ansel Adams

"There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs."

-- Ansel Adams

"A great photograph is one that fully expresses what one feels, in the deepest sense, about what is being photographed."

-- Ansel Adams

"For me, the photo of Doug-o captured more than just a frozen image of a great day. it encapsulated freedom, adventure, skills and competence that the sport both provides and requires. Only a photo could do that. A video offers too much information and leaves little to the imagination; a photo invites the viewer to project and speculated about the subject and landscape and mood and energy of the day."

-- Jeffery Bergeron

"A brave heart is a powerful weapon."

-- anon

"Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you."

-- Aldous Huxley

"The heart wants what it wants."

-- From the TV show "Life is Wild"

"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."

-- anon

"The trouble with life is, that you're halfway through it before you realize that it's a 'do it yourself' thing.

-- anon

"God made the desert so that man could find his soul."

-- anon

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."

-- Marie Curie

"In youth we learn; in age we understand."

-- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved and never hated."

-- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

-- From the movie "Perks of Being a Wallflower"

"...and in that moment I swear we were infinite."

-- From the movie "Perks of Being a Wallflower"

"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life."

-- Omar Khayyam

"What delights us in visible beauty is the invisible."

-- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"Beauty is the promise of happiness."

-- Stendhal (pen name of Marie-Henri Beyle)

"Little evil would be done in the world if evil never could be done in the name of good."

-- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes."

-- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with truth."

-- Thich Nhat Hanh

"All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction
You have no chance to survive.
make your time.

-- mistranslation of threat of an opponent in a video game

"Life is a verb."

-- anon

"The Heisenberg uncertainty principle does not limit what we can know about reality; it describes that reality."

-- Barbara Burke Hubbard

"Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics."

-- G.H. Hardy

"An equation has no meaning for me unless it expresses a thought of God."

--Srinivasa Ramanujan

"God created the integers, all else is the work of man."

"Die ganzen Zahlen hat der liebe Gott gemacht, alles andere ist Menschenwerk"

-- Kronecker speaking in opposition to Cantor's use of sets as the foundation of mathematics

"If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem."

-- Krishnamurti

"Everyone knows what a curve is, until he has studied enough mathematics to become confused through the countless number of possible exceptions."

-- Felix Klein

"Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical, but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them."

-- Mark Haddon, "The Curious Incident of the Dog and the Night-time"

"Tired and full of mathematical ideas, happy from the consciousness that we had found out something which one cannot find in books, we would return in the evening to Moscow."

-- B V Gnedenko, commenting on outings to Kolmogorov's house

"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea."

-- Emile-Auguste Chartier

Calvera: If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"


Chris: Job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border.
O'Reilly: How big's the opposition?
Chris: Thirty guns.
O'Reilly: I admire your notion of fair odds, mister.

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"


Vin: Reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building.
Chris: What about him?
Vin: Well, as he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good. Tch...So far, so good!"

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"

[Calvera has just captured the Seven.]
Calvera: What I don't understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hum? Why, heh?
Chris: I wonder myself.
Calvera: No, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like this fellow I knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"


Village Boy 2: We're ashamed to live here. Our fathers are cowards.
O'Reilly: Don't you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards. You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there's nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery.

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"


Chris: The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"

[The Villagers tell Chris they collected everything of value in their village to hire gunmen]
Chris Adams: I have been paid a lot for my work, but never everything.

-- from the movie "The Magnificent Seven"

"If you truly enjoy your work then you will never have to work again."

-- proverb

"The world steps aside for those who know where they are going."

-- proverb

"The older we get, the better we was."

-- proverb

"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not."

-- proverb

"Idleness is the holiday of fools."

-- proverb

"Do not seek after the sages of the past. Seek what they sought."

-- Basho

"Most things still remain to be done!"

-- Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA furniture company

"The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time."

-- James Taylor (from a song)

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

-- Dirty Harry (from the movie Magnum Force)

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

-- Dirty Harry (from the movie Dirty Harry)

"I freely give all sights and sounds of nature I have known to those who have the grace to enjoy not man-made materialism but God-made beauty.

The magnificent Arizona sunsets I have watched from my enclosure, I bequeath to all who see not only with their eyes, but with their hearts. To humans who are tired, worried or discouraged, I bequeath the silence, majesty and peace of our great American desert. To those who walk the trails, I bequeath the early morning voices of the birds and the glory of the flowering desert in the springtime. To the children who have enjoyed seeing me, hearing me purr, and watching me turn my somersaults, I offer the precious gift of laughter and joy. The world so needs these things. And lastly, I bequeath my own happy spirit, and affection for others, to all who may remember me and my museum where for three years, I did my best to show people that I truly liked them."

-- Epitaph for George L. Mountain Lion (Feb 1952 - Mar 1955) Sonora Desert Museum, Tucson, AZ

"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home."

-- Gary Snyder

"The enjoyment of the choicest natural scenes in the country and the means of recreation connected with them is thus a monopoly, in a very peculiar manner, of a very few very rich people. The great mass of society, including those to whom it would be of the greatest benefit, is excluded from it. In the nature of the case private parks can never be used by the mass of the people in any country nor by any considerable number even of the rich, except by the favor of a few, and in dependence on them.

Thus without means are taken by government to withhold them from the grasp of individuals, all places favorable in scenery to the recreation of the mind and body will be closed against the great body of the people. For the same reason that the water of rivers should be guarded against private appropriation and the use of it for the purpose of navigation and otherwise protected against obstructions, portions of natural scenery may therefore properly to guarded and cared for by government. To simply reserve them from monopoly by individuals, however, it will be obvious, is not all that is necessary. It is necessary that they should he laid open to the use of the body of the people."

-- from Yosemite and the Mariposa Grove: A Preliminary Report, 1865 by Frederick Law Olmsted, America's foremost landscape architect

"I don't want the DVD, I want the movie it carries. I don't want a clunky answering machine, I want the message it saves, I don't want a CD, I want the music is plays, In other words, I don't want stuff, I want the needs or experiences it fullfills."

-- Rachel Botsman on Collaborative Consumption

"It is not the drill we want but the hole."

-- Rachel Botsman on Collaborative Consumption

"Morning has broken, like the first morning,
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird"

-- Cat Stevens

"If I had words to make a day for you,
I'd sing you a morning golden and new.
I would make this day last for all time,
Give you a night deep with moonshine."

-- annon, sung by farmer Hoggett in the movie Babe, suspected folk song

"Adults are obsolete children and the hell with them."

-- Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

-- Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss in Horton hears a Who)

"Promise me you'll remember, you are braver than you think, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think."

-- A. A. Milne

"You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You are on your own.
And you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where to go."

-- Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

"Believe me, every man has his secret sorrows, which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad."

-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

-- Groucho Marx

"Sometimes life's so beautiful it catches you off guard."

-- anon

"Beauty.. is merciless. You do not look at it; it looks at you and does not forgive."

-- Nikos Kazantzakis, the author of "Zorba the Greek"

"The morning is such a lovely time of day. It's a shame it's so early."

-- Debra Applin

"The American Dream is that dream of a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement."

-- James Truslow Adams

"There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live. Surely these should never be confused in the mind of any man who has the slightest inlinkng of what culture is. For most of us it is essential that we should make a living... In the complications of modern life and with our increased accumulation of knowledge, it doubtless helps greatly to compress some years of experience into far fewer years by studying for a particular trade or profession in an institution; but that fact should not blind us to another-- namely, that in so doing we are learning a trade or a profession, but are not getting a liberal education as human beings."

-- James Truslow Adams

"Life is tough but, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

-- anonymous hospital emergency room staffer

"The morning is the rudder of the day."

-- anon

"Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Play with abandon. Listen well. Choose without regret. Do what you love. Appreciate your friends. Act as if this is all there is."

-- J.N.Kemsley

"Must we have 'hooter cancer survivors'?"

-- a user angry with America Online's censorship policies

"We may not be the only species on the planet but we sure do act like it."

-- anon

"Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death."

-- Dr. Zaius, Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith (From the movie Planet of the Apes)

"It's a mad house! A mad house!"

-- Taylor (From the movie Planet of the Apes)

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

-- Taylor (From the movie Planet of the Apes)

"One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."

-- Anonymous

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

-- Anonymous

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."

-- last line of "Notes on the van Emde Boas construction of priority deques: An instructive use of recursion," a personal communication to Peter van Emde Boas by Donald Knuth

"A supercomputer is a device for converting a CPU-bound problem into an I/O bound problem."

-- Ken Batcher

"A supercomputer is one that is only one generation behind what you really need."

-- Neil Lincoln

"All generalizations are false."

-- anon

"Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off goals."
-- William "Bull" Halsey

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

-- anon

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

-- anon

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

-- anon

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep."

-- anon

"Numquam magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit."
Latin for "There has never been a great spirit without a touch of insanity."

-- anon

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

-- anon

"Time is a great teacher; unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

-- Hector Berlioz

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

-- anon

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

-- anon

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

-- anon

"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

-- anon

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

-- anon

"May you live in interesting times"

-- chinese curse

Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?"
Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try and take over the world!"

-- From Pinky and the Brain

"Winter is good for reading the classics, for one's mind is more collected. Summer is good for reading history, for one has plenty of time. The autumn is good for reading ancient philosophers, because of the great diversity of thought and ideas. Finally, spring is suitable for reading modern authors, for in spring one's spirit expands."

-- Chang Chan

October in New England

October in New England
And I not there to see
The glamour of the goldenrod,
The flame of the maple tree!

October in my own land....
I know what glory fills
The mountains of New Hampshire
And Massachusetts hills.

Vermont, in robes of splendor
Sings with the woods of Maine,
Alternate hallelujahs
Of gold and crimson stain.

I know what hues of opal
Rhode Island breezes fan,
And how Connecticut puts on
Colors of Hindustan.

-- Odell Sheppard 1884-1967 # as remembered by Patty Zachman

"To talk with a learned friend is like reading a remarkable book; with a romantic friend, like reading good prose and poetry; with an upright friend, like reading the classics; with a humorous friend, like reading fiction."

-- Chang Chan

"Hoyle and Wickramasinghe gave up on spontaeous generation [of life], since the likelihood of the event was comparable to the chances that a tornado sweeping through a junkyard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein."

-- Stuart Kaufman in "At Home in the Universe"

"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to beleive. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

-- Morpheus in "The Matrix"

"Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

-- Morpheus in "The Matrix"

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."

-- Agent Smith in "The Matrix"

"The orange dump truck's wheels turned orange."

-- from elementary school poem

"To infinity and beyond!"

-- Buzz Lightyear

"You open it with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

-- One of the intros to the Twilight Zone TV show

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

-- One of the intros to the Twilight Zone TV show

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

-- One of the intros to the Twilight Zone TV show

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

-- Sherlock Holmes in "The Sign of Four"

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

-- anon

"I learn so as to be contented."

--inscription on the stone wash-basin in Ryoanji temple

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."

-- The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"When you want to build a ship, then do not drum the men together in order to procure wood, to give instructions or to distribute the work, but teach them longing for the wide endless sea."

-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Faint heart never won fair lady."

-- proverb

"If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?"

-- John Wooden (basketball coach)

"As he thinketh in his heart, so is he."

-- Proverbs 23:7, The Bible

"There be three things that are too wonderful for me, yea, four that I know not; the way of an eagle in the air, the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid."

-- Proverbs 30:18-19, The Bible

"Two souls but with a single thought;
Two hearts that beat as one."

-- Von Munch Bellinghausen

"The only way to pass any test is to take the test. It is inevitable."

-- Elder Regal Black Swan

"I can't imagine a person becoming a success who doesn't give this game of life everything he's got."

-- Walter Cronkite

"... sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of, who do the things no one... can imagine."

-- From the movie "The Imitation Game"

"Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

-- Cree Indian Prophecy

"Born empty handed, Die empty handed. I witnessed life at its fullest, Empty handed."

-- Marlo Morgan

Vicomte de Valvert: Ah ... your nose ... hem! Your nose is rather large!

Cyrano (gravely): Rather.

Valvert (simpering): Oh well--

Cyrano (coolly): Is that all?

Valvert (turns away with a shrug): Well of course--

Cyrano: Ah no, young sir! You are too simple. Why, you might have said -- Oh a great many things! Mon dieu, why waste your opportunity? For example, thus:
AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated - on the spot!
FRIENDLY: How do you drink with such a nose? You ought to have a cup made specially.
DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock - a crag - a cape - A cape? say rather a peninsula!
INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle - A razor-case or a portfolio?
KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that they come and sing to you, you give them this to perch on?
INSOLENT: Sir, when you smoke, the neighbours must suppose your chimney is on fire.
CAUTIOUS: Take care-- A weight like that might make you topheary.
THOUGHTFUL: Somebody fech my parasol-- Those delicate colors fade so in the sun!
PEDANTIC: Does not Aristophanes mention a mythologic monster called hippocampelephantocamelos? Surely we have here the original!
FAMILIAR: Well, old torchlight! Hang your hat over that chandelier-- it hurts my eyes.
ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken.
DRAMATIC: When it bleeds-- the Red Sea!
ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer!
LYRIC: Hark-- the horn of Roland calls to summon Charlemagne!--
SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument?
RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recongnize in you a man of many parts, a man of prominence--
RUSTIC: Hey? What? Call that a nose? Na na-- I be no fool like what you think I be--That there's a blue cucumber!
MILITARY: Point against cavalry!
PRACTICAL: Why not a lottery with this for the grand prize? Or -- parodying Faustus in the play-- "Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships and burned the topless towers of Ilium?"

These, my dear sir, are things you might have said had you some tinge of letters, or of wit to color your discourse.

-- Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand (Brian Hooker translator)

Roxanne: I have never loved but one man in my life,
And I have lost him-- twice...

-- Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand (Brian Hooker translator)

"... A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
An oath that's ratified, a sealed promise,
A heart's avowal claiming confirmation,
A rose-dot on the 'i' of 'adoration';
A secret that to mouth, not ear, is whispered
...
-- Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."

-- Margaret Mead

"There are no straight lines in nature."

-- A person searching for the wreckage of EgyptAir 990 using sonar

"For time changes the nature of the whole world, and all things must pass from one condition to another, nothing remains like itself."

--Lucretis 99 B.C. - 55 B.C.

"It is not half so important to know as it is to feel."

--Rachel Carson

"The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives."

--Indian Proverb

"Everybody wants to get to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

--Joe lewis

"If people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."

--Yogi Berra

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

-- Yogi Berra

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

-- Yogi Berra

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

-- Yogi Berra

"We're lost, but we're making good time!"

-- Yogi Berra

"Pair up in threes."

-- Yogi Berra

"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."

-- Yogi Berra

"You can observe a lot by watching."

-- Yogi Berra

"A man in the house is worth two in the street."

--Mae West in Belle of the Nineties

"When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before."

-- Mae West

"It pays to be good -- but it doesn't pay much''

-- Mae West

"My brain is open."

--Paul Erdös

"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems."

--Paul Erdös

"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."

-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work."

--John Von Neumann

"All models are wrong. Some are useful."

-- George E. P. Box

"The scientist does not study nature because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in it, and he delights in it because it is beautiful. If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living."

--Henri Poincare

"It is not order only, but unexpected order, that has value."

--Henri Poincare

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."

--John Von Neumann 1951

"3 Billion B.C.: The Earth is a swirling ball of flaming gases. Fishing is extremely poor, especially in August."

--Cliff Hauptman in The Complete History of Fishing

"One of the toughest battles in intelligence is combating conventional wisdom."

-- Robert Gates, former CIA director on why they failed to predict the soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the Iranian revolution, Nuclear tests in India, ...

"History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history."

-- Clarence Darrow

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."

-- Mahatma Gandhi

"Nice guys finish last."

--Leo Durocher

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."

--Samuel Goldwyn

"Underneath all the texts, all the sacred psalms and canticles, those watery varieties of sounds and silences, terrifying, mysterious, whirling and sometimes gestating and gentle must somehow be felt in the pulse, ebb, and flow of the music that sings in me. My new song must float like a feather on the breath of God."

-- Hildegard von Bingen (12 c.)

"Those voices you hear are like the voice of a multitude, which lifts its sound on high; for jubilant praises, offered in simple harmony and charity, lead the faithful to that consonance in which is no discord, and make those who still live on earth sign with heart and voice for the heavenly reward."

-- Hildegard von Bingen (12 c.)

"A lake is the landscape's most beautiful and expressive feature. It is the earth's eye; looking into which the beholder measures the depth of his own nature."

-- Henry David Thoreau

"To affect the quality of the day, is the highest of the arts."

-- Henry David Thoreau

"Better to die like a lion than to live like sheep"

-- proverb

"Depend on it: there is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace."

-- Sherlock Holmes "The Case of Identity"

"It is natural for the ordinary American when he sees something wrong to feel not only that there should be a law against it but, also that an organization should be formed to combat it."

-- Gunner Myrdal

"First get your facts; and then you can distort them ay your leisure."

-- Mark Twain

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is the lightning that does the work."

-- Mark Twain

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."

-- Mark Twain

"Facts are like stuffed animals in a glass case, only remotely suggesting the wild uncertain environment in which they had their beginning."

-- Michael Hawkins

"Science and art have in common intense seeing, the wide-eyed observing that generates empirical information."

-- Edward R. Tufte

"Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely."

-- Edward R. Tufte

"Treat a virus with antibiotics and you get better in 7 days. Do nothing and you are better in a week."

-- anon

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

-- Sherlock Holmes "A Scandal in Bohemia"

"The shop seemed to be full of all manner of curious things-- but the oddest part of it was that, whenever she looked hard at any shelf, to make out exactly what it had on it, that particular shelf was always quite empty, though the others round it were crowded as full as they could hold."

-- Through the Looking Glass

"I am only one, but still I am one.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
and because I cannot do everything,
I will not refuse to do something I can do."

-- Edward Everett Hale

"I'm just singing for the women who think they can't speak out. Can't a man alive mistreat me, 'cause I know who I am."

-- Alberta Hunter, blues singer

"I do not wish [women] to have power over men, but over themselves."

-- Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your
one wild and precious life?"

-- Mary Oliver

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

-- Walter Bagehot

"Of the gladdest moments in human life, methinks, is the departure upon a distant journey into unknown lands. Shaking off with one mighty effort the fetters of Habit, the leaden weight of Routine, the cloak of many Cares and the slavery of Home, man feels once more happy."

-- Richard Burton (explorer)

"The routine is the enemy of time."

-- Jedidiah Jenkins

"Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen."

-- Benjamin Disraeli

"A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving."

-- Lao Tsu

"If you are depressed you are living itn he past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present."

-- Lao Tsu

"In the pursuit of learning,
everyday something is acquired.
In the pursuit of the Way,
everyday something is dropped."

-- Lao Tzu

"To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders."

-- Lao Tzu

"The reverse side also has a reverse side."

-- Japanese proverb

"What you are speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you say."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I hate quotations."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that will stop your heart in one minute - and they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill. As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental aptitude. You got to obey the rules: Pandora rules. Rule number one..."

-- Col. Quaritch (from movie Avatar)

"This is the mark of a perfect character - to pass through each day as though it were the last, without agitation, without torpor, and without pretense."

-- Marcus Aurelius

"We do not learn by experience, but by our capacity for experience."

-- Buddha

"In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you"

-- Buddha

"The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it."

-- Stanley Kubrick

"Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled."

-- Count Axel Oxenstierna

"The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps his cool."

-- William McFee

"The world is ruled by letting things take their course."

-- Lao-Tzu

"A wise man never loses anything if he has himself."

-- Montaigne

"`Well, in OUR country,' said Alice, still panting a little, `you'd generally get to somewhere else -- if you ran very fast for a long time, as we've been doing.'

"`A slow sort of country!' said the Queen. `Now, HERE, you see, it takes all the running YOU can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!'"

-- Lewis Carroll

"... The name of the song is called "HADDOCKS' EYES."'

'Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.

'No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed. 'That's what the name is CALLED. The name really IS "THE AGED AGED MAN."'

'Then I ought to have said "That's what the SONG is called"?' Alice corrected herself.

'No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The SONG is called "WAYS AND MEANS": but that's only what it's CALLED, you know!'

'Well, what IS the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.

'I was coming to that,' the Knight said. 'The song really IS "A-SITTING ON A GATE": and the tune's my own invention.'"

-- Lewis Carroll

"Alice laughed. `There's not use trying,' she said: `one CAN'T believe impossible things.'

"`I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. `When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!'"

-- Lewis Carroll

"I cannot tell if what the world considers "happiness" is happiness or not. All I know is that when I consider the way they go about attaining it, I see them carried away headlong, grim and obsessed, in the general onrush of the human herd, unable to stop themselves or to change their direction. All the while they claim to be just on the point of attaining happiness."

-- Chuang-Tzu

"The best laid shemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley"

-- Robert Burns

"If I should bow my head, let it be to a high mountain."

-- Maori Proverb

"Water is good, it benefits all things and does not compete with them."

-- Lao Tsu

"It is better to wear out than to rust out"

-- George Whitefield

"You must do the thing you think you cannot do."

-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come sit next to me."

-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (daughter of Teddy Roosevelt)

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"In my time it was different. When I knew the wind was strong, I attacked myself to make the race as hard as possible."

-- Eddy Merckx

"There is a crucial threshold that every bike racer must reach and exceed in order to be successful. But I'm not talking about a lactate threshold or anything like that; this threshold is harder to define because it's really a combination of physiological, psychological, and environmental factors. At the same time, every racer who's broken through what I refer to as the "Competitive Threshold" knows what it is, even if they can't really describe it.

When your fitness is below a given point (relative to your competition) you're racing to survive and holding on to a slight hope that if you survive long enough you might be able to launch one all-or-nothing bid for victory. But when improve beyond your Competitive Threshold, survival is no longer an issue and a whole new world of opportunities opens up. Instead of fighting for wheels so you don't get dropped, you're fighting for wheels based on strategy. Instead of viewing the peloton as a place to find shelter, you start viewing it as a tool you can use to increase your chances of winning. You start acting like a hunter instead of a scavenger."

-- Chris Carmichael

"It never gets easier, you just go faster."

-- Greg LeMond

"Pain is a big fat creature riding on your back. The farther you pedal, the heavier he feels. The harder you push, the tighter he squeezes your chest. The steeper the climb, the deeper he digs his jagged, sharp claws into your muscles." Scott Martin

-- Scott Martin

"To be a cyclist is to be a student of pain....at cycling's core lies pain, hard and bitter as the pit inside a juicy peach. It doesn't matter if you're sprinting for an Olympic medal, a town sign, a trailhead, or the rest stop with the homemade brownies. If you never confront pain, you're missing the essence of the sport. Without pain, there's no adversity. Without adversity, no challenge. Without challenge, no improvement. No improvement, no sense of accomplishment and no deep-down joy. Might as well be playing Tiddly-Winks."

-- Scott Martin

"The Ventoux is a god of Evil, to which sacrifices must be made. It never forgives weakness and extracts an unfair tribute of suffering."

-- Roland Barthes talking of Mont Ventoux climb in the Tour de France

"There are too many factors you have to take into account that you have no control over...The most important factor you can keep in your own hands is yourself. I always placed the greatest emphasis on that."

-- Eddy Merckx

"Beware any place where they have a name for the wind."

-- Dr. Jane Kelly, The Anchorage Daily News in July 1998

"The wonderful things in life are the things you do, not the things you have"

-- Reinhold Messner, alpinest

"It's always further than it looks. It's always taller than it looks. It's always harder than it looks."

-- Reinhold Messner, alpinest

"I take nothing for granted. Now I have only good days or great days."

-- Lance Armstrong, cyclist who had cancer and went on to win the Tour de France

"Lake Wobegone, where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average"

-- Garrison Kiellor in "A Parire Home Companion"

"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. I you give her sperm she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"

-- William Golding, British writer

"You can't scare me. I have children."

-- anon

"Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path."

-- anon

"We travel because we need to, because distance and difference are the secret tonic of creativity. When we get home, home is still the same. But something in our mind has been changed, and that changes everything. Several new science papers suggest that getting away is an essential habit of effective thinking. When we escape from the place we spend most of our time, the mind is suddenly made aware of all those errant ideas we'd previously suppressed. We start thinking about obscure possibilitiebsthat never would have occurred to us if we'd stayed home."

-- Jonah Lehrer

"Opportunity is often missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work"

-- Thomas Edison

"Adversity introduces man to himself"

-- anon.

"When you play for more than you can afford to lose, then you will really know the game."

-- Winston Churchill

"We grew up founding our dreams on the infinite promise of American advertising."

-- Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald

"I could compass my kingdom in a walnut shell and be content, were it not for dreams."

-- James Foster misremembering Hamlet

"O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."

-- Shakespeare's Hamlet

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible."

-- T. E. Lawrence, "The Seven Pillars of Wisdom"

"...for a moment people set down their glasses in county clubs and speak-easies and thought of their old best dreams."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote about Lindbergh

"Don't ever name your dog Nipper or your horse Buck!"

-- Linda Taylor (on Corgi-L mailing list)

"Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, is the immediate jewel of their souls. Who steals my purse, steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands: but he that filches from me my good name robs me of that which not enriches him, and makes me poor indeed.

-- Iago from Othello by Shakespeare, act 3 scene 3

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

-- Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd."

-- Shakespeare, Hamlet


This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

-- Henry V from Henry V by Shakespeare, act 4 scene 3

"O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,--
Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."

-- Antony from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, act 3 scene 1

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard. It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come."

-- Caesar from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 2

"Your wisdom is consumed in confidence."

-- Calpurnia from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 2

Petruchio: ...
Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear.

Katharina: Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:
They call me Katharina that do talk of me.

Petruchio: You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate,
And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;
But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom
Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate,
Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;
Hearing thy mildness praised in every town,
Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded,
Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,
Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.

Katharina: Moved! in good time: let him that moved you hither
Remove you hence: ...

-- from Taming of the Screw by Shakespeare, act 1 scene 1

"Why, there's a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate."

-- Petruchio from Taming of the Screw by Shakespeare

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

-- from Twelfth Night by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 5

ROMEO:[To a Servingman] What lady is that, which doth
enrich the hand
Of yonder knight?
SERVANT: I know not, sir.
ROMEO: O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

-- Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare, act 1 scene 5

"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

-- Romeo from Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 2

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

-- Juliet from Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 2

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,...

-- Jaques in As You Like it by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 7

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

-- Touchstone, As You Like It, Act V, Scene I.

"I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none."

-- Macbeth from Macbeth by Shakespeare Act I scene VII

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

-- Macbeth from Macbeth by Shakespeare Act V scene 5

"Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care"

-- Macbeth from Macbeth by Shakespeare Act II scene 2

Number 6: Where am I?
Voice: The Village.
Number 6: What do you want?
Voice: Information.
Number 6: Whose side are you on?
Voice: Now that would be telling. We want information.
Number 6: You won't get it.
Voice: By hook or crook we will.
Number 6: Who are you?
Voice: The new number 2.
Number 6: Who is number 1?
Voice: You are number 6.
Number 6: I am not a number. I am a free man!

-- from the TV show "The Prisoner"

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

-- Klingon proverb, from movie Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan

"Only a fool fights in a burning house."

-- Klingon proverb, Star Trek "Day of the Dove"

"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man."

-- Klingon proverb, Star Trek "Day of the Dove"

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!"

-- Second Witch from Macbeth by Shakespeare Act IV scene 1

ALL: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch: Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third Witch: Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch: Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

-- Witches from Macbeth by Shakespeare Act IV scene 1

"The rose does not have a why; it blossums without reason, forgetful of self and oblivious to our vision."

-- Angelus Silesius "The Cherubinic Wanderer"

"Rose is a Rose is a Rose is a Rose"

-- Gertrude Stein

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

-- Hamlet by Shakespeare, act 2 scene 2

See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."

-- Hamlet by Shakespeare, Polonius to Laertes, Act I Scene III

"Suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature."

-- Hamlet by Shakespeare

"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin."

-- Troilus and Cressida, Act iii scene 3, Shakespeare

"The time is out of joint; O cursed spite, That ever I was born to set it right!"

-- Hamlet by Shakespeare, act 1 scene 5

Cleopatra: "Though it be honest, it is never good
To bring bad news: give to a gracious message.
An host of tongues; but let ill tidings tell
Themselves when they be felt."

-- Antony and Cleopatra by Shakespeare, act 1 scene 5

"I do not understand the white man. He does not seem to know where the center of the earth is."

-- from the movie Little Big Man

"By The Abyss, I'd forgotten how GOOD it feels to conquer a universe!"

-- The Dread Dormammu, Doctor Strange #3

"Things are more like the way they are now than they have ever been before!"

-- Dwight Eisenhower, sometime in the 50s

"In the councils of government we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."

-- Dwight Eisenhower

"It is this sense of heightened awareness and perception of beauty, of being alive, of physical accomplishment, that raises adventure, despite its inevitable periods of grinding effort and agonising discomfort, from being an exercise in masochism to a much broader, richer experience."

-- Chris Bonnington

"If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having."

-- Henry Miller

"Out of time we cut 'days' and 'nights', 'summers' and 'winters.' We say what, each part of the sensible continuum is, and all these abstract whats are concepts.

The intelletual life of man consists almost wholly in his substitution of a conceptual order for the persceptual order in which his experience originally comes."

-- "The World We Live In" by William James

If Dogs Made the Rules

  • If I like it, it's mine.
  • If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  • If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
  • If I saw it first, it's mine.
  • If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
    -- anon

    "Her life was okay. Sometimes she wished she were sleeping with the right man instead of with her dog, but she never felt she was sleeping with the wrong dog."

    -- Judith Collas in "Change of Life"

    "He is your friend, your defender, your dog.
    You are his life, his love, his leader.
    He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
    You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

    -- anon

    In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

    -- Dereke Bruce

    Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
    Murtogg: No.
    Mullroy: No.
    Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
    Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
    Murtogg: No.
    Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

    -- from the movie "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

    Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

    -- from the movie "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

    Murtogg:...But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
    Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.

    -- from the movie "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

    -- Andrew A. Rooney

    And now to all the good dogs--
    the special ones you loved best,
    those of ours we still miss --
    good-bye,
    until, on some brighter day,
    in some fairer place,
    they run out again to greet us.

    -- George Papshvily

    "A faithful friend is the medicine of life."

    -- anon

    "Push on and faith will catch up with you."

    -- Jean d'Alembert (1717 - 1783) (mathematician)

    "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words"

    -- anon

    "Words can destroy. What we call each other ultimately becomes what we think of each other, and it matters."

    -- Jeane Jordon Kirkpatrick

    It was evening all afternoon.
    It was snowing
    And it was going to snow.
    The blackbird sat
    In the cedar limbs.

    -- Wallace Stevens

    "Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, norgloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

    -- Herodotus, Greek historian 5c. BC also on the facade of the NYC post office

    "Citius, Altus, Fortuis" (swifter, higher, stronger)

    -- Motto of the Olympics

    "...the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle."

    -- Part of the Olympic Creed

    "The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstratable reason that man is the more laughable of the two animals. The dog has long been bemused by the singular activites and the curious practices of men, cocking his head inquiringly to one side, intently watching and listening to the strangest goings-on in the world. He has seen men sing together and fight one another in the same evening. He has watched them go to bed when it is time to get up, and get up when it is time to go to bed. He has observed them destroying the soil in vast areas, and nurturing it in small patches. He has stood by while men built strong and solid houses for rest and quiet and then filled them with lights and bells and machinery. His sensitive nose, which can detect what's cooking in the next township, has caught at one and the same time the bewildering smells of the hospital and the munitions factory. He has seen men raise up great cities to heaven and then blow them to hell."

    -- James Thurber

    "'Sensitivity Testing' is testing in which an increasing percentage of items fail, explode, or die as the serverity of the test is increased."

    -- From "Statistics Manual" by Crow, Davis and Maxfield

    "Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization."

    -- anon

    "You are Elastigirl! Show him you remember that he is Mr. lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win!"

    -- Edna in the movie "The Incredibles"

    "The bitterest words ever said over graves are for deeds undone and words left unsaid."

    -- H. B. Stowe

    "Man will occasionally stumble across the truth, but will usually pick himself up and carry on."

    -- Winston Churchill

    "Success is when you try to achieve your inward vision externally and have it come off the way you see it. Then YOU feel successful about it; that's how success is measured."

    -- George Lucas

    "Every man has his price, they say -- but some hold bargin sales."

    -- Camden County Georgia Tribune

    "Save one life and you are a hero.
    Save 100 lives and you are a nurse."

    -- anon

    "Pride Lasts Longer Than Pain"

    -- Seen on the back of a cycling jersey

    "Live to ride.
    Ride to live."

    -- Motto seen on Harley Davidson motorcyle

    "If we don't have it, you don't need it."

    -- Motto of McGuckin's Hardware in Boulder, CO

    "To be even a marginal cyclist you must make pain your closest of friends."

    -- Unknown cyclist

    Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: Do you believe in God, sir?
    Robert Langdon: Father, I simply believe that religion...
    Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: I did not ask if you believe what man says about God. I asked if you believe in God.
    Robert Langdon: I'm an academic. My mind tells me I will never understand God.
    Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: And your heart?
    Robert Langdon: Tells me I'm not meant to. Faith is a gift that I have yet to receive.

    -- Conversation in "Angels and Demons" movie

    "A powerful programming language is more than just a means for instructing a computer to perform tasks. The language also serves as a framework within which we organize our ideas about processes."

    -- Abelson and Sussman from "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs"

    "An idean, in the highest sense of the word, cannot be conveyed buy by a symbol."

    -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

    "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure-dome decree: